Tennessee’s Weirdest Laws: What’s Real vs. Internet Myths

Tennessee might be famous for hot chicken and country music, but the Volunteer State has also volunteered some of America's most peculiar laws. After diving deep into dusty law books and consulting the state's own legislative librarian, I discovered that the truth about Tennessee's weird laws is somehow both more boring and more fascinating than the internet myths suggest.

The real laws that sound completely made up

Let me start with the laws that are 100% real, currently on the books, and sound like someone made them up after too much moonshine. These aren't relics from the 1800s that everyone forgot about. Some of these were updated as recently as 2018.

Wildlife laws that make you wonder what happened

Tennessee takes its wildlife seriously, and by seriously, I mean they've passed some incredibly specific laws about animals most people will never encounter.

The skunk import ban might be my favorite real Tennessee law. According to TCA § 70-4-208, it's illegal to bring a skunk into Tennessee unless you're a zoo, research facility, or licensed wildlife rehabilitator. This isn't some frontier-era leftover either. The law was enacted in 1974 and updated in 2018. Break it and you'll face a Class C misdemeanor.

Eddie Weeks, Tennessee's Legislative Librarian and the guy who knows more about weird Tennessee laws than anyone alive, confirmed this one is real. The law exists because of rabies concerns, which makes sense, but you have to wonder how many people were smuggling skunks across state lines in 1974 to warrant legislative action.

Even better? Tennessee has effectively banned bear wrestling. The law doesn't come right out and say "no bear wrestling," because that would be too simple. Instead, TCA § 70-4-402(3) specifically excludes "wrestling bears" from the legal definition of circuses, while TCA § 70-4-403 classifies bears as Class I animals that only zoos, circuses, and commercial propagators can possess. The practical result: unless you own a zoo, your dreams of wrestling a bear in Tennessee are legally dead.

The surprisingly progressive roadkill law

Here's where Tennessee law takes an unexpectedly practical turn. TCA § 70-4-115(c) explicitly allows you to take home animals you accidentally hit with your car for "personal use and consumption." That's right, Tennessee legally endorses the roadkill buffet.

There are some rules, because this is still civilization:

  • Notify wildlife officers within 48 hours for deer
  • Get authorization and a kill tag for bears
  • The animal must be accidentally killed
  • It's for personal use only (no roadkill restaurants)

This law transforms tragic highway encounters into potential free-range, organic dinners. It's surprisingly sustainable when you think about it. Why let good meat go to waste?

The myths everyone believes but aren't real

Now for the fun part: debunking the Tennessee laws that everyone "knows" are real but actually don't exist. Eddie Weeks spent considerable time researching these claims and found zero evidence they ever existed in Tennessee law.

The famous "eight women" brothel law

This might be the most widely circulated Tennessee law myth: supposedly, eight or more unrelated women living together constitutes a brothel. College sororities allegedly need special exemptions. Landlords supposedly check gender ratios.

It's completely fake. There's no such provision anywhere in the Tennessee Code Annotated. Weeks' extensive research found no record of this law ever existing. The myth probably arose from misunderstandings about historical boarding house regulations, but Tennessee never had a magic number that turned roommates into sex workers.

Ice cream cones and back pockets

Another classic fake: the law prohibiting carrying ice cream cones in your back pocket. The story goes that horse thieves would use melting ice cream to lure horses to follow them, so Tennessee banned the practice.

Nope. Never happened. No such law exists in Tennessee. Weeks suggests this myth might actually belong to Kentucky, but even that's questionable. It's a fun story that makes zero practical sense. Have you ever tried to put an ice cream cone in your back pocket? Physics alone makes this law unnecessary.

Whale hunting from cars

My personal favorite fake law claims it's illegal to shoot whales from moving vehicles in Tennessee. This would be impressively forward-thinking legislation, given that Tennessee is completely landlocked and approximately 400 miles from the nearest ocean.

The law is as real as Tennessee's thriving whale population. Someone made it up, probably as a joke about Tennessee's geographic challenges, and the internet ran with it.

Transportation laws that actually exist

While the whale-hunting ban is fake, Tennessee does have some genuinely odd transportation laws that police could theoretically enforce.

Multiple people can't ride a bicycle built for one person (TCA § 55-8-173(b)). Sorry to all the romantic comedy directors planning that scene where two people awkwardly share a single bike. It's criminal behavior in Tennessee. Save it for the tandem bicycles.

Here's one that surprises visitors: you can legally have an open container of alcohol in a vehicle in Tennessee, as long as you're not the driver. Passengers can drink freely. This makes Tennessee road trips either more fun or more dangerous, depending on your perspective.

The historical laws that shaped Tennessee

Some of Tennessee's strangest legal history comes from its tendency to be first. Not first in a good way, necessarily, but first in a "what were they thinking" way.

America's prohibition pioneers

Tennessee passed America's first prohibition law on January 26, 1838. That's 82 years before national Prohibition. The law made it a misdemeanor to sell alcoholic beverages in taverns and stores.

The temperance movement in Tennessee was driven by:

  • Protestant churches worried about morality
  • Industrial leaders concerned about worker productivity
  • Southern leaders wanting to deny liquor to certain populations
  • Women's groups fighting domestic violence

Things got dramatic in 1908 when prohibition advocate Senator Edward Ward Carmack was murdered in a shootout with Duncan Brown Cooper, a "wet" leader who opposed prohibition. The killing happened in downtown Nashville and turned Carmack into a martyr for the cause.

By 1909, Tennessee's prohibition laws were so comprehensive that Jack Daniel's had to relocate operations to Missouri and Alabama. Let that sink in: Tennessee laws literally drove Jack Daniel's out of Tennessee.

The monkey law that made headlines

Tennessee pioneered another controversial first with the Butler Act of 1925, America's first law banning the teaching of evolution in public schools.

Representative John Washington Butler, who openly admitted he "didn't know anything about evolution," introduced the law after hearing that children were "coming home from school and telling their fathers and mothers that the Bible was all nonsense."

The law led to the famous Scopes "Monkey Trial" but survived the legal challenge. It stayed on the books for 42 years until 1967. That's right, Tennessee banned evolution education for longer than most people's entire careers.

City laws that add local flavor

Tennessee's cities pile on their own peculiar ordinances, because apparently state-level weirdness isn't enough.

Memphis keeps it specific

Memphis requires a $10 permit for panhandling and mandates fingerprinting for anyone doing business with a pawn shop. But my favorite Memphis law requires cars to be parked on hard surfaces. Park on your lawn, get a citation. Your grass, your problem, but not your parking spot.

Nashville's age-specific fun police

Nashville really doesn't trust teenagers with certain activities. The city prohibits minors aged 16-17 from playing pinball. Not gambling on pinball, just playing it.

They also restrict the sale of certain adhesives to anyone under 21 unless the glue is part of a model kit. Apparently, Nashville thinks 20-year-olds can vote, serve in the military, and get married, but can't be trusted with rubber cement.

Knoxville's fortune-telling fiasco

Knoxville bans fortune-telling advertisements within city limits under Section 19-186. The specific fine is $144.50, which seems oddly precise. Did they calculate the exact economic damage of false prophecies? Was there a fortune-teller inflation adjustment?

Modern enforcement and the cleanup effort

Here's the thing about weird laws: most of them sit on the books doing absolutely nothing. Tennessee has 29 volumes of rules and regulations totaling about 14,500 pages. Law enforcement officials willfully ignore most of the outdated ones.

In 2016, Tennessee created the Office of Legal Services Revisor, which accepts citizen submissions for laws that are "anachronistic, obsolete, defective, duplicative, contradictory, unnecessary or incomprehensible." That's government-speak for "weird old laws that make no sense."

State Representative Eddie Smith noted that through this office, they've "constantly been repealing old laws that no longer apply." It's a start, though at this rate, they'll still be cleaning up 1800s laws in 2124.

The most significant recent enforcement action involved Tennessee's aggravated prostitution statute. In 2022, the Department of Justice found the law discriminated against people with HIV, calling it "outdated, has no basis in science, discourages testing." Shelby County agreed to stop enforcing it after federal intervention.

Other real laws worth mentioning

Before we wrap up, here are a few more genuine Tennessee laws that deserve recognition for their weirdness:

You can't take fish from someone else's equipment (TCA § 39-14-206). This includes their box, net, basket, or hook. You also can't raise someone's trot-line without permission. This oddly specific law suggests some serious fishing-related disputes in Tennessee's past. Imagine being so mad about fish theft that you lobby the state legislature.

An 1870 House Joint Resolution prohibits roller skating in the State Capitol. While it's technically a resolution rather than a statute, it's still in effect. Picture Victorian-era legislators dealing with the scourge of reckless roller skaters careening through marble halls. The mental image alone justifies keeping this one on the books.

What this all means

Tennessee's genuinely unusual laws tell a more interesting story than internet myths suggest. They're snapshots of specific moments when someone thought "there ought to be a law" and actually made it happen.

Some, like the roadkill law, are surprisingly practical. Others, like the skunk import ban, address real public health concerns in oddly specific ways. The historical laws reveal a state repeatedly at the forefront of American cultural movements, for better or worse.

The fake laws are almost more interesting than the real ones because they show what people want to believe about Tennessee. The myths paint a picture of a state so backward it would ban ice cream cones in pockets and count women like livestock. The reality is more nuanced: a state that banned evolution education for 42 years but also pioneered sustainable roadkill consumption.

If you're planning a Tennessee visit, here's what you actually need to know: You can drink in the car if you're not driving. You can take home that deer you accidentally hit. You definitely cannot import a skunk or wrestle a bear. And despite what the internet says, you can absolutely carry ice cream in your back pocket, though I still don't recommend it.

The real lesson from Tennessee's legal landscape isn't that lawmakers were foolish. It's that they responded to the specific challenges and social pressures of their times. Today's common-sense legislation might be tomorrow's "weird law" listicle. In 100 years, people might laugh at our laws about internet cookies or social media age restrictions the same way we laugh at roller-skating bans.

Until then, Tennessee's weird laws remain on the books, waiting for someone curious enough to read them and someone brave enough to repeal them. Or in the case of that roadkill law, someone hungry enough to use them.

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