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Hello Tallahassee! Hope your coffee tastes especially good this morning. 

In today’s bring-the-kiddos edition: George Clinton’s 85th P‑Funk Festival, new Florida driver rules, and an immersive coral reef deep dive + excuses to get the fam out and about this week.

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📰 In the news

Originators and innovators unite: George Clinton’s 85th gets a Tallahassee tribute as the P-Funk Festival will debut April 11 at The Phipps Farm, headlined by Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic with special guests and all-day grooves — check out the full lineup.

Creative revival on campus: Hartsfield Elementary students in Tallahassee saw their mural return after a crosswalk removal months ago under transportation guidelines. The artwork lines the playground fence as part of KCCI’s restoration effort — read the full story.

New rules for Florida drivers: Tallahassee bill would allow license plate frames if they do not cover numbers or the decal, add 0.4 seconds to yellow lights, and make other changes as it advances — see what’s changing for drivers.

Nothing prepares you for a pet emergency: I learned that the hard way after charging $10k to a credit card for life-saving surgery on my cat, Miss Stache. As soon as we got home, I signed up for Spot. It’s super affordable – and reimburses up to 90% of the bill.

Compare rates for free: The national average for car insurance is around $175/month. Paying more than that? Same, so I did some shopping around and ended up cutting my premium in half. If you haven’t checked in a while, you’re probably overpaying too — here’s the comparison tool I used.

Highlights this week:

• Toast nine years at The Bee’s Knees
• Get free pet vaccines, $25 3-year rabies
• Fill a CGB tote with books
• Unlock clinical-level wellness data from home

💎 Local business spotlight

Craving a perfect slice? Whether you’re team Key Lime, French Silk, or into the latest seasonal stunner, Tasty Pastry Bakery nails a flaky crust and just-sweet-enough filling that keeps Tallahassee coming back. Future You can deal with the crumbs.

Petal pick‑me‑up: Fresh seasonal arrangements, lush plants, and thoughtful extras from Hilly Fields Florist bring effortless Tallahassee charm to birthdays, sorority surprises, and this week’s kitchen table. Consider it your shortcut to looking prepared… with blooms that feel personal, local, and just the right amount of celebratory.

Craving a vertical fix? Whether your forearms miss crimping or you’re after an easy, low-stakes aerial thrill, District 850’s indoor ropes course, suspended over the arcade with a sneaky horizontal climbing wall, delivers a quick hit of balance, grip, and laughs midweek.

These aren’t ads or sponsored placements, just some cool nearby spots we think are worth a visit.

🫶 We got your back

Your data is for sale right now: There are over 400 websites selling your info to marketers, political campaigns, and scammers. They’ve got your phone number, home address, relatives’ names… you name it. That’s how robocallers seem to know everything about you before you pick up. You can remove your info one site at a time, or pay a service to do it for you. Here’s what we recommend →

Why your last diet didn’t work: Sustained weight loss is nearly impossible with diet alone. Your body literally fights back by making you hungrier the moment you start restricting calories. That’s why more doctors are recommending GLP-1s. The best part? Getting them has never been easier. We compared three programs to help you find the right fit. See which ones stood out →

What doctors wish every 65+ adult had at home: Physicians call it “long-lie,” and it’s the real reason falls are so dangerous for older adults. It’s not a broken bone… it’s lying on the floor for hours waiting for someone to notice. We dug into the options that actually solve this problem, and one stood out. See which one →

Thinning hair? It only gets worse: A few months ago, I noticed my ponytail getting thinner. I tried the usual stuff (biotin, shampoo, etc.) but mostly just hoped it would fix itself… until I learned that active follicles can permanently go dormant if you don’t do something about it. The good news? You can get treatment that actually works with no office visits or trips to the pharmacy. Check out my favorite online options →

📆 Fun for the whole fam

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🛼 Tiny Tots Easter Skate @ Skate World Center | Wednesday (3/11) at 10:00 AM – Skate World’s Tiny Tots Easter party lets the under-6 crowd wobble, craft, and score a Bunny pic. Snag the online-only BOGO, let them skate and play happily, and call the Lunch Bunch your no-snacks workaround.

🐠 Immersive Coral Reef Deep Dive @ Challenger Learning Center of Tallahassee | Thursday (3/12) at 6:30 PM – Trade the St. Marks humidity for an indoor plunge into a coral reef, no soggy flippers required. With the Challenger Learning Center, you’ll tour vibrant reefs while unpacking Richard Powers’ nature-obsessed storytelling. It’s ocean wonder, brain food, and AC, all in one.

🐉 She Kills Monsters: Young Adventurers Edition @ Making Light Productions | Friday (3/13) at 7:00 PM – Acting 3 tackles She Kills Monsters: Young Adventurers Edition, a high-energy, 90s-soaked comedy where D&D quests, friendship, and big heart take the lead. Think dragons, dice, and zero homework. Cheer on local talent, relive your mixtape era, and flex with a cheeky good luck ad.

⚡ 2026 Florida Lineman Competition @ Apalachee Regional Park | Saturday (3/14) at 7:30 AM – Back for year 25, watch Tallahassee’s lineworkers scale poles and flex the skills that keep your lights on. It’s free, family friendly, and oddly thrilling, with a Kids’ Zone, local food trucks, and complimentary parking at Apalachee Regional Park.

🐾 Adoption Day @ Coldwell Banker Hartung | Saturday (3/14) at 10:00 AM – If your house could use fewer emails and more ear scratches, swing by Caldwell Banker for Adoption Day and meet pups looking for forever digs. Think open house vibes, but everyone’s cute, occasionally drooly, and totally up for belly rub negotiations.

🎣 Reel Connections: Fishing Event @ UF/IFAS Extension Leon County | Tuesday (3/17) at 9:30 AM – Got a kid or grandkid who thinks fish come from Publix? 4-H hosts a free, supervised day at Lake Piney Z for ages 8–18, with fishing, kayaking, and freshwater ecology, plus a ride from the office. Spots are limited, so register now.

🏺 Archaeology Homeschool Day @ Mission San Luis | Wednesday (3/18) at 10:00 AM – Whether your kid devours history books or just likes playing in the dirt, this Homeschool Day at Mission San Luis turns archaeology into hands-on fun. Expect tools, smart guides, and stories of Apalachee and Spanish life, plus permission to dig holes on purpose.

Wanna see more? Browse our full events calendar →

📻 Tallahassee report

Weather forecast

Today – High: 86°F – Low: 66°F – Precip: 2%

Widespread fog before 11am. Mostly sunny, with a high near 86. South southwest wind 0 to 10 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Later: A chance of rain showers after 2am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 66. South southwest wind 5 to 10 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. Chance of precipitation is 30%. New rainfall amounts less than a tenth of an inch possible.

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Tomorrow – High: 75°F – Low: 50°F – Precip: 87%

A chance of rain showers before 8am, then showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy. High near 75, with temperatures falling to around 68 in the afternoon. West northwest wind 5 to 10 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. Later: A chance of rain showers before 8pm. Mostly clear, with a low around 50. North northeast wind 5 to 10 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. Chance of precipitation is 50%.

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