Hi New Orleans, we made it to Thursday! In today’s fun-for-grown-ups edition: Waterfront festival lineup, a haunted cocktail experience, and culture bearer funding + plenty of reasons to put on real pants this week.
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01 — Worth knowing In the newsThree local stories this week, plus a few worth your money.
Waterfront festival lineup revealed: ODESZA, Carl Cox, and Steve Angello will headline We Belong Here’s New Orleans debut at Goldring Woldenberg Riverfront Park, November 13 to 15. Presale starts today at 12 PM CT -- see the full artist list.
City leaders demand answers: New Orleans City Council sounded the alarm Tuesday over lagging Sewerage and Water Board maintenance projects, pressing for answers as delays mount and neighborhoods face longer waits for repairs citywide -- see the council's concerns.
Supporting local traditions: One-time $250,000 funding will support New Orleans culture bearers and groups, with $125,000 for individuals via second-line clubs and Super Sunday representatives. A public celebration will be held June 17 -- learn about the culture funding.
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03 — On our radar
Local business spotlightNearby spots we'd actually send a friend to.
Treasure hunt, leveled up: If your living room could use a little wow, wander M.S. Rau for museum-caliber art, jaw-dropping estate jewelry, and antiques you’ll brag about at your next crawfish boil. Family-run since 1912, it’s the rare French Quarter stroll that actually improves your taste.
Spice up your history: New Orleans Storyville Museum turns our city’s not-so-secret past into a smart, self-guided romp with artifacts, theatrical sets, and a multimedia brothel parlor that connects vice to the birth of jazz. Perfect when you want culture with a wink this week, no tour group required.
Global flavors, local soul: Plates Restaurant & Bar keeps the Warehouse District interesting with shareable dishes riffing on the cultures that built New Orleans, sourced from Gulf seafood and Louisiana farms and paired with Old World wines. Ideal for date night, friend catchups, or any “one more plate won’t hurt” kind of mood.
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05 — The event calendar New Orleans for grown upsThe best events and nightlife experiences for adults this week. Dates, times, and locations are subject to change. Always check official event pages before heading out.
🍷 NOWFE Wine Dinner @ Tujague's Restaurant | Thursday (6/11) at 6:30 PM – Treat yourself to a NOWFE wine dinner that earns the hype, five courses with Kobrand pairings featuring French heavy hitters. Lump crab with watermelon, crispy pork belly, petit filet, and a Grasshopper pie sendoff, all for $90, plus tax and tip.
🍸 First Annual Cocktail Clash @ Angels' Place, Inc. | Friday (6/12) at 7:00 PM – Canal Place is shaking and stirring for a Cocktail Clash where your vote counts, and your drink does good. Sip inventive pours, swap a few knowing nods with fellow regulars, and help Angels' Place support families facing the unthinkable, one generous round at a time.
👻 Tales of the Macabre @ The Mortuary Haunted Mansion | Friday (6/12) at 7:00 PM – Finally, a haunted mansion that understands priorities, with lore, lighting, and a proper pour. Wander through four eerie tableaus while tale tellers serve New Orleans and bayou folklore, and a macabre mixologist builds a three-part cocktail pairing. The spirits are lively, the goosebumps earned.
🎸 Matt Schofield @ New Orleans Jazz Market | Friday (6/12) at 7:30 PM – New Orleans Jazz Market is hosting Matt Schofield, the British blues ace who makes six strings confess their sins. Expect molten tone, pocket-deep grooves, and solos that breathe, not preen. Real-deal sound, civilized seats, and a night you will actually remember.
🪴 Ceramic Garden Stack June Session @ Wrenworks Art Studio (Kenner) | Saturday (6/13) at 3:00 PM – Trade screen time for clay time with a chill, once-a-month workshop where you build a whimsical, layered ceramic garden stack. Drop in anytime, and this round tackles pinch pots, globes, and patience, with a two-parter because even clay needs a nap between sessions.
🏛 Sicilian History Tour of the French Quarter @ 1850 House Museum Store | Sunday (6/14) at 10:00 AM – Trade your usual Quarter saunter for a guided wander that shows how Sicilian grit, groceries, and gumption dragged the neighborhood back from postbellum doldrums. It is a new tour, rain or shine, leaving the 1850 House. Local history with flavor, no ghost stories, just receipts.
🎳 Breakthrough New Orleans Rock 'n' Bowl Celebration @ Rock'n'Bowl | Sunday (6/14) at 1:30 PM – Grab your bowling shoes and meet me at Rock 'n' Bowl for Breakthrough New Orleans, an afternoon of strikes, live tunes, and bragging rights, all backing tuition-free programs for local kids and future teachers. It's $40 a head, cheaper than therapy, and way more fun. Live music & entertainment:
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07 — The New Orleans report Weather forecastToday — High: 90°F — Low: 78°F — Precip: 19% A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms between 2pm and 3pm. Mostly sunny, with a high near 90. Southeast wind 0 to 10 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%. Later: Mostly clear, with a low around 78. South wind 0 to 10 mph.
Tomorrow — High: 90°F — Low: 78°F — Precip: 31% A slight chance of rain showers between 7am and 10am, then a chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly sunny, with a high near 90. Southeast wind 0 to 5 mph. Chance of precipitation is 30%. Later: A chance of showers and thunderstorms before 7pm. Mostly clear, with a low around 78. Southwest wind 0 to 5 mph. Chance of precipitation is 30%. This house is wildDesigned in 1910 by architect Jordan McKenzie, this corner beauty pairs historic charm with a smart 2021 refresh. Think sweeping staircase, wood floors, oversized windows, and a renovated kitchen with a large island and dine-in space. Six bedrooms, a luxe primary suite, finished attic space, rear porch, and roomy yard round out the appeal.
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